( continued for redhairedturk )

Nope, just plain bad. ( Zoro just shakes his head in amusement - Reno is clearly a huge flirt and a yapper. And while that mixture doesn't always work for him, somehow it works now. It helps that the other man is a gorgeous redhead. He may have a type. ) Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.

( He unhands Reno to lift his arms and let him pull his shirt off, then grumbles when he stops halfway through. ) Hey. ( He's stuck! He resists the urge to simply rip through his own shirt, waiting until Reno finishes getting rid of it to answer him. He's comfortable in and out of his clothes, so there's no shyness once his skin is on display for the other man. The scar spanning his torso looks fairly recent, but healed enough that it doesn't hurt when touched. He lets Reno's hands wander as much as he likes; his own are busy undoing the Reno's pants so he can pull them down his thighs. )

Just haven't had a chance before. ( He shrugs, clearly not torn up about it. ) It's harder in the real world, figuring out which guys are... ( He trails off, trying to think of a less crude way to say what he's thinking. ) ...interested. ( The words are punctuated with an indulgent squeeze of Reno's ass. )

You don't need to ask. I didn't push the button because I thought you were a woman. ( He licks his lips when Reno mentions a ride, and now he's pulling his underwear down so he can play with his ass without any fabric in the way. )

You didn't ask me for something. ( Points it out because Reno does deserve something, and he's two seconds away from picking for him. )