𝐈𝐂 𝐈𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 🦚 𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚘𝚌𝚔

[romancedawn]

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[romancedawn]

( He trained and trained and trained! There was no time for playing with friends, real or rubber! )

uh. no.

( But it sounds about right as a childhood memory for a clown, so... he'll try not to judge... )

[theflashyfool]

What? Boring. We've got to fix that. You need more fun, Zoro!

I remember Shanks and I used to race ours as kids, you know. Dumb red head got mad that I beat him every time!

[... He did not beat Shanks every time. But what's a little exaggeration?]

[romancedawn]

( Okay. Maybe he'll humor him. )

what do you recommend? don't say playing with rubber ducks in the bath.

( Oh. He now knows about Shanks and Buggy's entanglement from the celebrations in March, but he didn't know they went that far back. )

you guys knew each other as kids?

( He makes no comment about Buggy's claim of beating Shanks every time, because...well, lies don't need to be validated! )

[theflashyfool]

Boo, boring! I'm still buying this duck. Look, I found him a friend too!

[Enjoy the next attached image, Zoro:

]

Now as for fun, there are plenty of bars, a library... so much to do and see. Red even has a ball pit! What sort of things do you think you'd like?

[There's nothing wrong with being a little silly, is there? Or maybe that's just the clown in him insisting...]

Huh? Oh, yeah. We served on the same crew together as apprentices. Practically grew up together.

[romancedawn]

( Zoro stares at this second duck for a good ten seconds. )

be honest. you got these ducks custom made, didn't you?

i've been to the bars. and the library.

( "What sort of things do you think you'd like?" hits him like Buggy just asked him "What is the meaning of life?" His hobbies are training, drinking, and napping, and he knows none of those are the answer Buggy's looking for.

Alas, he can only be himself. )

i like sparring. got my sword back recently. wanna see how many pieces i can cut you into?

( Is this friendly or is this a threat? It's not hard to tell, really... )

wow. that's why you're so close. childhood friends, huh. i had one of those.

( Oh no. )

[theflashyfool]

Why would I custom make a duck of you? If I were going to make a duck, it would be a cute ginger thief!

[And look at him, he won't even comment on her ass and piss Zoro off. Although wow, he pauses at the way apparently Zoro has to think about what he likes to do. They really gotta get the guy out there and have more fun.]

I'll spar with you if you promise to not try to put any of me in salt water!

[If Zoro can tolerate Buggy being-- well, Buggy in sparring as much as he is in everything else! But he also isn't sure he's-- not making a thinly veiled threat that will end with him buried alive or something unflashy like that. Buggy is definitely bringing his collection of sharp things to this dumb sparring stuff!]

Yeah?

[He could be a dick and point out that most people have childhood friends! But look at him, being a polite clown. For now.]

What happened to them?

[romancedawn]

( At first Zoro thinks, "is Shanks a thief?" Then he realizes it's a silly question. He's a pirate. Probably?

Then he realizes Buggy is talking about Nami, and well, now he wants to throw Buggy's head into the ocean again. Even if it is artificial. )

if you get that made, i would take that one.

( He snorts at the next message. )

sorry, i don't make promises i can't keep.

( And now he's remembering the time Buggy tried to drown Luffy in seawater, and he's mad at him all over again!!! He's definitely not making the promise of not returning that favor...

The next question makes him pause, almost considering if there's a more delicate way of saying it. But in the end it comes out in his usual blunt manner. )

she died.