𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐰 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 🦚 𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚘𝚌𝚔

[romancedawn]

The Straw Hat Pirates

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📌 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥

[romancedawn]

@nami

[cartographie]

Do we like this color?

[ While she does send a picture of herself in an incredibly short, silky-looking robe, based on the way the garment has been left unfastened to expose the sight of her otherwise undressed body, she is only partially motivated by this impromptu survey. ]

@3swords

[romancedawn]

( The color is not really what he's staring at, but. )

yeah. what is that color called?

@sanji

[chiffonades]

it looks perfect on you. somehow, makes you look even more beautiful. not sure how that's possible or that i'll ever care what it's called.

[ Sanji's staring at all of her, from head to toe, mouth feeling very dry. ]

[cartographie]

[ Does this mean Sanji also doesn't know what it's called, either? Why are men. ]

It's called magenta you dummies♥

Is it better with or without these?

[ Another picture, the robe pushed even further open to show off the lace panties she's added to the ensemble, her free hand slid low on her belly, tugging at the fabric just enough to pull it flush against her cunt, pointedly highlighting the transparency of the fabric. ]

@nami

[cartographie]

[ No YOU got stoned at the Smoked Egg and started sending your husbands glittery good morning gifs in the afternoon. ]

@sanji

[chiffonades]

[ Is Sanji stoned? No. Is he sending stupid gifs to Nami anyway? Clearly.

@3swords

[romancedawn]

...where do you get one of those?

[cartographie]

Hit the + next to where your message goes.

[ Please, she's so baked, and they're both so cute. Why not glitter? ]

[romancedawn]

( Zoro wakes up to the best present he's ever gotten in his life, so the group chat receives a blurry photo of the Wado Ichimonji taken in low-light at 5 AM in the morning. )

i think the house is challenging me to a duel.

( Because why else would it return his sword to him? But read between the lines: he is happy as HECK and smiling like a teenage boy that just saw his first pair of titties. )

[cartographie]

Too bad we can't get back to the heart then.

[chiffonades]

dunno about you two, but i’m not exactly eager to see it again anytime soon. but getting your sword back’s cause for celebration, yeah? how about i make something special for breakfast? any requests, mosshead?

[ Sanji’s already in the middle of preparing breakfast for all three of them and might have suspicions about what— or, who, rather— could’ve gotten the House to return the Waddy Itchy Monkey to Zoro, but he’s not going to just call Nami out on main. ]

[romancedawn]

i already went back.
well, tried to.

good idea, could try again now.

( See the typing bubble appear, disappear, and reappear as he considers this unique opportunity to actually pick breakfast. )

breakfast rice balls.

( What is that, spam and egg onigiri? Who knows! Open to interpretation! )

un: 3swords

[romancedawn]

there's someone here with the username "swords".

thinking of challenging them to a duel.

( Just sharing typical Saturday thoughts. )

[cartographie]

You mean Rokurou? He's a sword guy like you. You'd probably be better off asking him to spar instead of duel.

[romancedawn]

why, you think he could kill me?

[chiffonades]

nah. we both know you're too stubborn to kick the bucket when the prestigious title of "the horniest resort's strongest actual swordsman (no, this isn't an innuendo)" is on the line.

@nami

[cartographie]

Control the urge to dick me down.

[ Look. Look. She likes getting paid. ]

@3swords

[romancedawn]

i need proof that that's really you.

[cartographie]

You gonna come hunt me through the jungle, lover?

[ Somebody stop her. ]

[chiffonades]

well, if zoro doesn’t, i’m gonna hunt you down and take you from behind, you sexy beast ;)

@nami

[cartographie]

Hey idiots. I want a baby.

@sanji

[chiffonades]

[ Sanji.exe has stopped working. ]

shit. this a bit of filthy talk to get us to come and really fill up your pretty cunt or are you being literal here, gorgeous?

@3swords

[romancedawn]

( Zoro laughs at Sanji's response, because she is clearly being literal, you heathen! )

this is clearly family planning, cook.

c'mere, nami.

( Time to get down to business, he's already unbuttoning his pants... )

[cartographie]

[ Can they feel the sheer weight of her sigh? ]

Wow. Okay. A+ response all around.

Love where your head is at Sanji, especially the part where my cunt gets worshiped, and Zoro, not sure who taught you about family planning, but you sound very responsible and parental.

Can we still fuck and call it practice?